Need a connection for my trip to NYC on the 23rd. Anyone have any idea where to start, Craigslist looks a little sketchy to me, but if it works I’ll go with that when I get there.
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Penguin “Mirror”- they rotate to form an image of what’s in front of them#what a time to be alive
why is this freaking me out LOL
(Source: barack-obottm)
World’s Oldest Woman Just Pleased Every Other Human On Earth When She Was Born Now Dead
“Reflecting on a long life that began at the end of the 19th century, the world’s oldest woman told reporters Monday that she could not be happier that every other human on earth the day she was born is now deceased. “Nothing, not one single thing, gives me more pleasure than knowing anyone who was alive on March 5, 1898—my family, my friends, and even far-off strangers that I never knew existed—is stone-cold dead,” said 116-year-old Misao Okawa, smiling as she observed how all 1.6 billion of the people who were alive the day she came into the world had passed away, one by one, during her remarkable lifespan. “I’m the sole fucking survivor. I’m the longevity queen. I’m the one who stuck it out while everyone else threw themselves on the corpse pile. Man, it’s too bad I’m in a wheelchair or I’d trample every single one of their fucking graves.” Okawa went on to say her only regret is that she probably won’t outlive all her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren.”
